Green Blazer: The Dunder Mifflin of Raw Cones
Why is The Green Blazer the best place to order my RAW cones? There are so many RAWthentic retailers so it can be hard to know which one to pick when you are looking for your next smoke.
Well, look no further! Check out these reasons we pride ourselves in our small company.
1. The Green Blazer offers the best customer service. We RAWlize that customers are the RAWsome drivers of our business and we go above and beyond to make sure they're happy.
2. We provide a RAW lifetime satisfaction guarantee. That means that if you RAWre not satisfied with your purchase, we will replace your cones at any time. Yes! This means years after your purchase....
3. We also have the lowest RAW prices on the web. No need to break the bank for some good quality cones!
4. In addition to all of that, we also have wonderful customer service that gets back to you within 24 hours. Just email firstname.lastname@example.org and she will handle all of your concerns.
5. The Green Blazer is like the Dunder Mifflin of RAW cones. We are one big happy family here and we are a small company so your dollar goes much further here than some big corporation.
So what are you waiting for? Order your RAW cones from The Green Blazer today.